This head-enveloping pillow blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for blocking out the truth that is evident all around you. If you’ve chosen to have no political affiliation and can’t be bothered with the current issues that face everyone today, this is for you. Designed by the Department of Homeland Security, the cozy cocoon fits snugly over the head and neck while leaving a large opening for the nose for snorting your mind numbing substances and mouth to consume large amounts of alcohol or eat the food your mom cooks for you. The pillow allows users to completely tune out their surroundings, creating a dark, quiet microenvironment ideal for achieving the desired numbskull nirvana you so desire, whether stranded in an Occupy Wall Street crowd or inline for your favorite video game’s new release. Pockets over the ears muffle ambient sounds from talk radio and conservatives like Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh and serve as a place to tuck hands while leaning forward if you pass out over a tray table or desk. Please don’t use while texting and driving as there is no guarantee that your safety and security is of any concern to us.
October 18, 2013
New from Homeland Security: Lowinfo Pillow
About Mark Labriola
I am a Christian entrepreneur writer, passionate about Jesus Christ and His Grace message. Politically straight up conservative/libertarian completely sold out to the original founding principles of America as articulated by our founding fathers. I'm a writer anxious to express my heartfelt opinions about our changing world and the spiritual/political war against our children's souls. View all posts by Mark Labriola
This entry was posted on Friday, October 18th, 2013 at 1:43 pm and tagged with glenn beck, liberal bias, Low information voter, rush limbaugh, talk radio and posted in Christian Political. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.
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